Folding Towels

You know you're not single anymore...when you fold towels and your wife tells you that you are folding them wrong...You have folded towels for at least 30 years so you think you know how it works...but then there's the tri-fold technique that your wife uses because it takes up less space in the closet...You try it twice and your wife corrects you both times...You decide to stick to socks and underwear in the future.