Showers

You know you're not single anymore...when you are informed by your wife that you take long showers...Personally, you feel like your showers are a reasonable length...and besides you are usually the first one out of bed so you have to let the shower water warm up...But apparently you are being too slow getting ready in the mornings...Of course, you've never had to have someone wait on you to finish your shower so that they can get ready....At least you are glad you've got two bathroom sinks so that you don't have to wait on each other to brush your teeth!