Lawn Tractor

You know you're not single anymore...when you buy a lawn tractor for your new yard...You take your son with you because you want to make sure he can handle the tractor with his current size...After your son takes a few test rides and learns the basics, you put an offer on the tractor...Later that day all he talks about is how excited he is that we have a tractor...He talks about all the things he can haul around the yard...You remind him that the tractor can actually _mow_, too...Still, you are glad he's excited to mow the yard...and your wife is very happy that the lawn will be mowed soon... Now if only he would be excited to brush his teeth without you reminding him each day then you would have accomplished amazing feats.