Embarrassed

You know you're not single anymore...when you realize how easily it is to embarrass your teenage kids...It is not that you always do it on purpose but they will quickly let you know they are embarrassed...You notice that you have to pass inspection each day before you go out so that your clothes are "normal"...and don't ever sing in public, it brings too much attention to you and your kids...Yet, you know you got your kids when you dress in character, 'Elmer', with overalls and buck teeth for a summer camp rodeo for teens at your wife's camp where she works...every time you got close to your kids they would move out of the area faster than a squirrel being chased by a dog....In fact your son comes to you the next day and says "Padre', please don't ever dress up again at camp!"...Without hesitation, you look at him and say "I'll be glad to dress up as 'Elmer' and visit you at school!"...to see the utter horror on his face is priceless...Ah, the joys of parenthood!