Dinner

You know you're not single anymore...when dinner time talks are an adventure...One time your wife fixed soup and you asked your daughter to hand you the ladle for the soup, however she mishears you, shrugs her shoulders, and starts to yodel because she thought that's what you asked her to do...Your son, who was in the kitchen getting some bread, hears your daughter yodeling and decides to yodel back at her...Meanwhile your wife just shakes her head and wonders what just happened....Realizing the absurdity of the situation, you reach down into the recesses of your throat and say "Riiiicolaaaa!" In which case you reach over and grab the ladle and get your own soup.