Phone Calls

You know you're not single anymore...when you are out of town and you get goodnight phone calls from both your wife and your daughter....your son, well, he can be excused because he's up all night hunting for frogs and snakes at his friend's house...you wonder if frog legs really do taste that good at 3:30 AM and you've been missing out all these years...you seriously think you'll never really find out...Meanwhile, you enjoy hearing about your family's day and can't wait to talk to them later tonight.