Wallet

You know you're not single anymore...when you realize you go to the bank to get cash to put in your wallet not for you to spend money but to be the "bank" for your children to spend money...It's not that you mind really, but you do notice that if there's a single dollar bill in your wallet, your kids have a hidden radar that detects it and immediately ask for a dollar to buy a drink...Of course the bigger bills disappear quickly when your kids want to go to the movies with their friends...It's ok, because you realize you are just paying off all the debts you incurred from your parents when you were growing up!