Bathtub Jets

You know you're not single anymore...when you decide to clean out the jets in your bathtub before you attempt to take a relaxing bath...You remember that you only took showers when you were single so you figure this is a rare treat...Except when you get in the bath you forgot that you had cleaned the jets and moved the nozzles to point upwards...so when you turn on the jets, you immediately notice five foot streams of water crisscrossing in all sorts of ways out of the bath...You can't get to the off button fast enough so you try to block the water with your hands which does not work as well as you thought it would...You notice that water is impressively hitting your bathroom mirror 7 feet away and you wonder if you could advertise the powerful jets in your new house for sale notices...Finally you cut off the jets to see that you've found a new way to clean the bathroom floors quickly without a broom or mop...So you decide that might be the last time you take a relaxing bath...at least you are glad your wife was not sitting at the bathroom vanity getting an unexpected shower!