Elbowed at Church

You know you're not single anymore...when you get elbowed in the ribs at least three times during church...You realize that "resting your eyes" during church is not permitted anymore...Even though you could tell your wife everything the preacher was saying...She says he might think you are sleeping...You start to think that sitting near the back of the church might be a better solution then he would not see you and your wife's argument would not work...Instead you say "yes, dear" and decide to "rest your eyes" during a Sunday afternoon nap.