Toner

You know you're not single anymore...when the toner on your home printer disappears faster than a package of toilet paper...You used to conserve toner and make it stretch out for at least a year...Now you wonder if your kids are secretly running an underground newspaper with the amount that they print...You also never thought that toner would be on the family budget!...You wonder if you should bring out your old dot matrix printer to conserve on ink!