Tennis Shoes

You know you're not single anymore...when your wife insists that it's time for you to buy new tennis shoes...You're thinking that the current shoes still have a sole and they don't smell...that bad...Yet she still insists that new shoes are necessary before you get home from out of town...Of course, since you have combined closets with her you've noticed that you have one fourth the amount of shoes you used to have because you've actually thrown out your old shoes...in either case, you know the end is near for this pair and you start the process of parting with your current shoes.